Oh my GOD.
My first Blog.
Now, i am among those hip and hot,
the current and happening,
stars and celebrities
who publish their everyday life and drama in this virtual world,
with thousands eager fans waiting to update on every itsy bitsy details posted on their favourite celebrity pages which mostly lead to contract deal from MTv for copyright to film their blog into reality show.
Ok. i m not exactly have thousand of fans who waiting for me to update my profile.
Nor, i have any juicy drama to share with any fans (so i can forget that MTv deal)
Embarrassments. yes. mistakes. yes
Embarassments AND mistakes. check check.
Crisis. Definitely check. (but no, not that kind of crisis that consist of any compromising picture that if published will landed me on infotainment but will cause my father disown me or my mom being kicked out from her Roman Catholic Evangelism-three-times-a-week-class). Its more like i forget to zip the back of my skirt, and nobody bother to tell me, so i have been walking around, get in and out of my boss room, up and down the office stairs. and still nobody tell me. I only realize when i go home, and when i need to unzip. Voila. It has been unzip all along. Yap. That kind of crisis.
Sorry to disappoint, but definitely no juicy gossip that is MTv material.
But hey,
I got you.
Whoever you are.
You may be the loneliest 12 year old boy with pimple all over your face complete with steel braces (not the cute transparent amethyst or cool colorful braces inspired from Pucci or Missonni print) who nobody ask to hang out with on Saturday night.
or you may be the girl who got no other choice but have lunch on the library Internet desk, cause nobody ask you to hang out with them at school balcony.
or you may be the girl who no one ask to go tonight happening events with.
or you may be the girl who still forced to wear padded shoulder blazer your mama ask you to wear with mama jeans that the waistline still goes up to your upper waistline.
or you may be the boy who still find a way try to fit in.....
(ok because of you, now i have childhood flashback and trauma, not good, not good - back to happy place.)
Whoever you are, you can choose to read my blog during the lunch break
(But girl, drop that Hagen Daz tub, before you know it you will finish them all, and you know, they go straight to your thigh and butt),
or you can read my blog 5 minutes before you sleep.
But if this Friday or Saturday night, I implore you to SHUT DOWN you computer. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES. I REPEAT. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES that you read this unpopular unknown self-called author la premier blog on weekend night. Its weekend, people. Whats wrong with you? Lets boogie boogie.
Boys and girls, I am sorry to tell you. BUT life will not get any better, whoever tell you either way, is a living lying !@##&$*(%!$!&^%
so you have to live your life TODAY.
anyway,
Welcome to my virtual world.
PS:
Don't feel so bad. Since you have nothing to do, and overstudy. You may end up rich. Chances are those popular basketball captains that thinks you are not good enough, have to work at your billion-dollar-recently-IPOed-and-mergered- IT company. And those babes who rejected you boys or refuse to go shopping with you girls may end up married at the age 17 with those losers basketball captain, and have 5 babies by the age of 23. And you know what happen to woman who have 5 babies, right? YUP, they can't wear the Jimmy Choos no more.
and yap. beer belley also may or may not happened to those basketball captains
My first Blog.
Now, i am among those hip and hot,
the current and happening,
stars and celebrities
who publish their everyday life and drama in this virtual world,
with thousands eager fans waiting to update on every itsy bitsy details posted on their favourite celebrity pages which mostly lead to contract deal from MTv for copyright to film their blog into reality show.
Ok. i m not exactly have thousand of fans who waiting for me to update my profile.
Nor, i have any juicy drama to share with any fans (so i can forget that MTv deal)
Embarrassments. yes. mistakes. yes
Embarassments AND mistakes. check check.
Crisis. Definitely check. (but no, not that kind of crisis that consist of any compromising picture that if published will landed me on infotainment but will cause my father disown me or my mom being kicked out from her Roman Catholic Evangelism-three-times-a-week-class). Its more like i forget to zip the back of my skirt, and nobody bother to tell me, so i have been walking around, get in and out of my boss room, up and down the office stairs. and still nobody tell me. I only realize when i go home, and when i need to unzip. Voila. It has been unzip all along. Yap. That kind of crisis.
Sorry to disappoint, but definitely no juicy gossip that is MTv material.
But hey,
I got you.
Whoever you are.
You may be the loneliest 12 year old boy with pimple all over your face complete with steel braces (not the cute transparent amethyst or cool colorful braces inspired from Pucci or Missonni print) who nobody ask to hang out with on Saturday night.
or you may be the girl who got no other choice but have lunch on the library Internet desk, cause nobody ask you to hang out with them at school balcony.
or you may be the girl who no one ask to go tonight happening events with.
or you may be the girl who still forced to wear padded shoulder blazer your mama ask you to wear with mama jeans that the waistline still goes up to your upper waistline.
or you may be the boy who still find a way try to fit in.....
(ok because of you, now i have childhood flashback and trauma, not good, not good - back to happy place.)
Whoever you are, you can choose to read my blog during the lunch break
(But girl, drop that Hagen Daz tub, before you know it you will finish them all, and you know, they go straight to your thigh and butt),
or you can read my blog 5 minutes before you sleep.
But if this Friday or Saturday night, I implore you to SHUT DOWN you computer. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES. I REPEAT. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES that you read this unpopular unknown self-called author la premier blog on weekend night. Its weekend, people. Whats wrong with you? Lets boogie boogie.
Boys and girls, I am sorry to tell you. BUT life will not get any better, whoever tell you either way, is a living lying !@##&$*(%!$!&^%
so you have to live your life TODAY.
anyway,
Welcome to my virtual world.
PS:
Don't feel so bad. Since you have nothing to do, and overstudy. You may end up rich. Chances are those popular basketball captains that thinks you are not good enough, have to work at your billion-dollar-recently-IPOed-and-mergered- IT company. And those babes who rejected you boys or refuse to go shopping with you girls may end up married at the age 17 with those losers basketball captain, and have 5 babies by the age of 23. And you know what happen to woman who have 5 babies, right? YUP, they can't wear the Jimmy Choos no more.
and yap. beer belley also may or may not happened to those basketball captains
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